50 Things Not to Do After 50: From Naming Your Pets After Tolkien Characters to Signaling Peace Out to Your Friends
For example, regardless of your gender, under no circumstances should you ever
attempt to wear leather pants
start a story that involves a lot of names--you'll forget most of them before the story is over
stalk your high school sweetheart on Facebook. You might discover the person you had the hots for in 10th grade isn't so hot anymore
get drunk in Pamplona and deciding to run with the bulls
volunteer to be a drug mule
Say things like "fo'shizzle," "whatev," or "cray-cray"
And do we really need to mention thongs, Speedos, or jeggings?
50 Things Not to Do after 50 is a lighthearted and sometimes painfully on-target book about how what we used to do in our twenties, thirties, and forties should be avoided at all costs now that we're in our fifties.